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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

I have no sense of humour

But this is some funny stuff.

Originally at http://www.opendonor.org/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=88085
Egger: Heres the history of our medicine.
"I have a sore throat."
2000 BC : "eat this root"
1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir."
1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill."
1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic."
2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial, Here why dont you eat this root."


Originally at http://www.opendonor.org/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=86096

<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
<sparks> My you're looking "acute" today
<Fulgore> fuck you


Edit Oct 9, 2006: Fixed links (I hope! Thanks hon!) & improved formatting. If the links end up not working just follow the title link which just goes to random results, since you've already read these ones, that might be more interesting anyway.

3 Comments:

Blogger avatar_of_cunning said...

those "kwotes" (what a horrible mangling of the English language that pseudo-word is) do not exist, according to a nice little 404 page...

1:53 pm  
Blogger Syrrys said...

http://www.opendonor.org/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=16272 is the first one 16272

2:00 pm  
Blogger Syrrys said...

http://www.opendonor.org/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=14283
is the second 14283
seems that the numbers keep changing which is stupid

2:02 pm  

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