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Thursday, July 28, 2005

the Hans Island Liberation Front

the Hans Island Liberation Front
Hell yeah!


but Canada is totally gonna kick their ass.

Friday, July 15, 2005

kinda creepy

http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Alien-Buddha_i1078_.htm

and with a vague air of scientology (the whole aliens being part of religion thing).

Thursday, July 14, 2005

naked much?

http://www.threadless.com/

neat
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"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
Groucho Marx

I cried aloud with mirth and merriment.

Yeah so this is actually pretty widely available... and thus I've seem it before but...
This is just such a funny write-up

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/portable-media/ipod/audioh-ipod-vibrator-112543.php

Audi-Oh iPod Vibrator

Portable Media filed under Portable Media : iPod

audioh1.jpgHere's one for the ladies. The Audi-Oh audio vibrator buzzes in time to any music you run through its audio jack. Want a quickie? Plug in some polka. Want a long and luxurious barn burner? Try Gregorian chant interspersed with NIN. The possibilities are endless. You can even hit a club or go see the Boston Pops and pipe the live audio into your love flower.

I don't think the world of audio-didonics has been sufficiently explored and this is really a step in the right direction. Soon women will no longer need us. They'll just need a long train going by. It's available for $69.95 at the aptly-named Grand Opening.[Thanks, Katie]

The Audi-Oh - Vibrator for your iPod [ShinyShiny]



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"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
Groucho Marx

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

heheheheh

The rest of the site is pretty annoying but... I don't entirely disagree with them.

http://www.consumerfreedom.com

Whether

wether or weather
I always get these three confused... less the weather than the other two... silly french immersion making some things so hard for me to spell...
'cause I'd sure hate to be saying "castrated ram or not you agree with these arguments" but I'm sure I have on more than one occasion

I also do less than well with which and witch and wich ...apparently wich is not a word however :( except as an acronym or an abreviation/suffix refering to a sandwich

Monday, July 11, 2005

Ack!

Arrrrrrrgggg! (but not in a cool pirate-y way... just in a frustrated gutteral declamation kinda way.)

Thursday, July 07, 2005

stupid Google maps tricks

go to google maps canada and then zoom in all the way.... university of winnipeg
 ok maybe not much of a trick but better than middle of nowhere kansas that you get from the US site.... :)
and they could probably do better than Crewe for the UK....

I find it amusing mostly cause canada is so much bigger and emptier than either of the others.... that it's unlikly that it would randomly center on anything interesting  or even a road!

Re: Internal Contradictions

way to much time with the links today

http://www.pathguy.com/postmod.htm - not a great site but does have some interesting links such as
http://home.dejazzd.com/williams/zither.htm eh?
http://realbeer.com/fun/games/games-125.php ah sweet sweet repetition
http://www.fudco.com/chip/deconstr.html I'll read it all one day
http://www.infiltec.com/j-postmd.htm ditto
http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/postmodern/ sweet wasted brain cycles

work was sopposed to happen somewhere in here right?

Internal Contradictions

not comix

http://www.nonzerochance.com/index.php?p=buypage&design=fetish&style=kshirt
http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html
http://www.ebbflux.com/postmodern/


damn they're actually all pretty damn good
http://www.nonzerochance.com/index.php


But this one is gravy
 
 

Postmodernism Drinking Game

RULE ONE: If *anyone*, at any *time*, for any *reason*, believes in, supports, or likes a person, place, or idea, it's only because they haven't uncovered the fundamental contradictions underlying it and you are allowed to laugh at them because they are Less Jaded than you.

QUALIFICATION ONE: If *everyone* disbelieves in, attacks, or dislikes a person, place, or idea, it's only because they haven't uncovered the fundamental contradictions underlying that disbelief, and you may support that person, place, or idea, *and* you are allowed to laugh at the other players because they are Less Perceptive than you.

COROLLARY: anyone who explains the rules is a MODERNIST PIG.

Have a drink.


Another wired article

This one looks at the science of female orgasm

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Random links

www.bevnet.com/news/2005/ 03-24-2005-canada_energy_surge.asp

you ever google yourself and get 2+ pages about a murderer and only one link to anything that has to do with you?

I doubt it'll ever change really

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

BBC on the deep impact comet crusher thing

'"Sixty-five million years ago, one of these things took out the dinosaurs," said Faulkes Telescope director Paul Roche, before the collision. Now, he said, "we're going to get our own back".'

K is it just me or is anyone else glad that the dinosaurs aren't around any more and that mammals were given a chance?

and by 'glad' of course I mean 'alive'

Go here

Yeah this is Sara's site where I am trying to get her to document the lead up and progression of her year abroad in Russia and Montreal

go there

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Fishing for compliments


Check me out on FaceTheJury.com!
Rate Me: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10


Really you'd figure I'd have more than one decent picture of me on my computer....

and I keep wondering why I keep linking to sites like this one that I don't really like!

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Mmmmm... Beer and summer

Friday, July 01, 2005

Wired: Unflattery Can Get You Anywhere

I enjoy these columns

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Unflattery Can Get You Anywhere

Random, scary photos that don't do you justice are probably on the internet right now. Stop worrying and start having some fun! Commentary by Regina Lynn.

http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,68054,00.html?tw=wn_story_mailer

CBC News - NO SHUT-EYE FOR NEWBORN DOLPHINS, ORCAS

The following is a news item posted on CBC NEWS ONLINE
at http://www.cbc.ca/news
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NO SHUT-EYE FOR NEWBORN DOLPHINS, ORCAS
WebPosted Wed Jun 29 17:48:45 2005

---Newborn dolphins and orcas don't catch any zzz's during the first few
months of their lives, a finding that scientists say raises questions
about the necessity of sleep.

To aid growth and development, most animals maximize rest and sleep after
birth, but the two sea mammal species seem to be an exception.

Researchers in California studied two adult orcas ( Orcinus orca ) and
their calves for five months at SeaWorld San Diego.

Young orcas stayed active 24 hours a day for at least the first month of
their development, the scientists report in Thursday's issue of the
journal Nature.

Mothers also got little sleep during this period, the researchers found.
They based part of their sleep observations on whether the animals kept
at least one eye open.

"Somehow these seafaring mammals have found a way to cope with sleep
deprivation, facilitating rather than hindering a crucial phase of
development for their offspring," Jerome Siegel, a neuroscientist at the
University of California - Los Angeles, said in a statement.

Coping without sleep As the calves grew, their sleep levels gradually
reached adult levels of resting five to eight hours per day floating
at the surface or lying on the bottom of the pool, rising
occasionally for air.

Bottlenose dolphins ( Tursiops truncates ) at a research station in the
Black Sea region of Russia showed similar sleeping patterns.

The researchers don't know how the cetaceans cope with so little sleep,
but they say it may offer some advantages to the calves: By moving
continuously, the risk from predators is reduced. The young maintain
their body temperature while they develop insulating blubber. The animals
can swim to the surface more often, aiding respiration. Lack of sleep may
help the animals' brains and bodies to grow rapidly.

The findings suggest sleep isn't required for development, raising the
question of "whether humans and other mammals have untapped physiological
potential for coping without sleep," Siegel said.

The results run contrary to previous research on rats and flies that
suggests forced sleep deprivation for two to three weeks can be lethal.
Based on those results, scientists suspected sleep is crucial early in
life for land-dwelling mammals.

Copyright (C) 2005 CBC. All rights reserved.

back!

Well I managed to be late for the meeting which was at 10 rather than 11 anyway...

but yeah... amazingly enough I don't feel too much like a bag of ass having only slept for 2 hours


so that was fun... I wonder how much useful work I'm going to be able to get done? it'll be entertaining really

and this ends the saga of last night

hot damn! I'm done!
lets see how long this lasts.

now to go home and sleep for a few hours before coming back for a meeting at 11!
kick ass!

a cephalopod of some sort

I should have "breakfast" sometime soonish I suppose

or possibly a squid?

yup the first person back into the office arrived like 5 minutes ago....

been here tooo long... only have to write the overview current year analysis and the executive summary... I'm pretty tempted to do the summary when I'm more awake... but no! it will be done... at least in the next 3 hours

yes that was an octopus

but has nothing to do with why I don't like mornings...

particularly this one... tho the sunrise was pretty enough

yup but so no


http://www.badgirlshotel.com/pic0029.html

nsfw - http://www.livejournal.com/community/_octopus_/

I don't think I've ever seen anything quite this strange
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"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
Groucho Marx

A pic of me...

cause it's time for that

and coffee is driving me nuts... I should kep up the pace tho.. (well at least the good parts of the pace... not like this) 'cause I sorta feel like I've only got 2 hours left in me...

we shall see


working working over the whole daamn night..

'cept that I keep getting distracted

MMMMmmm tea....

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